Fries

*Husband pulls up to Chick-Fil-A the drive-thru*

H: Do you know what you want?

W: *decisive face* Yes.

H: *facing the speaker* “Hi, we’ll have [his order] and –” *turns to W*

W: A spicy southwest salad.

H: *faces the speaker* “A spicy southwest salad –” *turns to W*

W: And large waffles fries.

H: *PAUSES. Slowly faces the speaker* “And large waffle fries.” *turns to W*

W: Thank you. *cheesy smile*

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