Fries

*Husband pulls up to Chick-Fil-A the drive-thru*

H: Do you know what you want?

W: *decisive face* Yes.

H: *facing the speaker* “Hi, we’ll have [his order] and –” *turns to W*

W: A spicy southwest salad.

H: *faces the speaker* “A spicy southwest salad –” *turns to W*

W: And large waffles fries.

H: *PAUSES. Slowly faces the speaker* “And large waffle fries.” *turns to W*

W: Thank you. *cheesy smile*

Paradise

*Husband walks over to Wife to hug her*

H: You smell like onions.

W: *sad face* What? I showered…

H: Maybe it’s the salad… *moves and points to to the salad at the table.*

W: I know I ran two miles but I even showered with the paradise bodywash.

H: I said it was the salad.

W: There’s a lot of paradise here… *points up and down to self*