*Husband walks over to Wife to hug her*
H: You smell like onions.
W: *sad face* What? I showered…
H: Maybe it’s the salad… *moves and points to to the salad at the table.*
W: I know I ran two miles but I even showered with the paradise bodywash.
H: I said it was the salad.
W: There’s a lot of paradise here… *points up and down to self*